Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum
I look across the street and i see your wreath
it reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete
Take the lampshade off you're not funny
barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy
try to play poker but you can't read the cards
lying cheating stealing brains working too hard
Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
he's whiskey he's a shot glass
he's a forty ounce he's family that's right
Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door
he is mumbling and a stumbling
drunk Uncle Pete
Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark
fourth of July is a pause for the cause
Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok
valentines chocolate nice and early times
St. Pats day that's ok
first of June drunk again not a holiday
lost a finger lost a limb
wasn't in the war let's drink some more
Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
he's whiskey he's a shot glass
he's a forty ounce he's family that's right
12 pack knock it back vicodin Ambien
last call alcohol hurry up drink it all
checks bouncing baby crying glasses empty liver dying
fast women cheap cologne empty bottle all alone
- 专辑：A Public Disservice Announcement
- 歌手：Methods of Mayhem
- 歌曲：Drunk Uncle Pete