Ner ner-ner-ner ner-ner-ner ner
Ner ner-ner-ner-ner-ner
No! Oh oh oh!
Elevate!
Unemploymentâ€s rising in the Chigley end of town
And itâ€s spreading like pneumonia
Doesnâ€t look like going down
Thereâ€s trouble at the fire station someoneâ€s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
Theyâ€re gonna be out late
Weâ€ve had Cant conformism since 1966
And now subversionâ€s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That theyâ€d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos thereâ€s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Mintonâ€s Socialists could storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That theyâ€d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos thereâ€s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That theyâ€d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos thereâ€s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
- 专辑：ACD
- 歌手：Half Man Half Biscuit
- 歌曲：The Trumpton Riots
