Feel the Steel

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs. She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs. I know you're hungry, I

When I was only three, My mom said to me, "don't go to school with a skanky ho, Or you're gonna get vd" When I was seventeen, I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up, And my crotch began to itch But thats when i totally kn

Here we go Whoa Ooo whooa She's looking good, from head to toe She looking all posh yea She's ready to blow Got teeth like razors and claws like knives She's ready to pounce on your ass You know you want some more She's got the eyes of a panther She'

I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay 'Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my