Lawnmower Deth

I spend all my money On beer, sweeties and porn I part with cash with china milkwomen Rocking until the dawn At the end what have I left Fuck all, just a Jaggered wedge I wake with an overhang Sore knob and a beer back Did I really spend all that dos

So where's my swag I've paid good money For a regal shag, You're breasts are pert And you smell so sweet So why do you wash My rancid feet, I fell for you my love And your girl like charm It's a shame that my feet Smell like a pig farm, They came bet

A said Bob What you doin' there Sat in the fridge With your balding greasy hair Lookin' like a doughnut Big fat and blown up, A said What ya trying to do Give me a scare Sitting there With raspberries in your hair, It's not fair Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,